I just sneezed and I was holding a highlighter and so I jolted my head forward because that’s what I do when I sneeze and ended up ramming the highlighter into my face and now there’s a mark under my eye and it’s swelling this is embarrassing

under boob.

I almost tagged #underboob, but decided against it

There’s still time to amend that though

The number of selfies I take is so embarrassing, like you should see me when I’m taking them, I look like a grade A imbecile.